What is the definition of Postage Human Experiments?

"Postage human experiments" is like when a mad scientist decides to send people on a high-stakes postal delivery mission, but instead of letters and packages, they're testing the limits of human endurance, sanity, and possibly, your sanity. Imagine sending a group of test subjects on a mission to deliver 'postage' to the moon, only to find out they've actually been subjected to a full-scale human lobotomy on their way there. It's like they're being sent to the stars, but with a side of 'Post-It Notes' and a dash of 'Stress Relief'.

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Edgy example sentence: "When the government decided to send the average citizen back to the 1950s to deliver 'postage' on the interstate, we realized the real mission was to prove we can still throw a party on the moon."